Australian Discworld Conventions

Nullus Anxietas V

Australian Wizzard Hat

Stuff and nonsense

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    lillythepink57 @ 6:11pm, 2 Sep 2007…

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    Ben is right – it is eely eely wacky.

    We’re on a mission from Glod.

    Edited 6:11pm, 2 Sep 2007

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    Robbie @ 8:06pm, 2 Sep 2007…

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    If you stick a band aid on a saw-fish, you’ll make it eel better.

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

    Edited by Robbie 8:10pm, 2 Sep 2007

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    Littleowl @ 8:16pm, 2 Sep 2007…

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    What sort of fish do pirates keep as pets? Parrotfish

    Noah’s Ark is a problem. We’ll have to call it early quantum-state phenomenon.

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    The Duck @ 9:26pm, 3 Sep 2007…

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    (grytpype-thynne) you silly, twisted bouys, you.

    “If you’re attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver, don’t let him near the sound system.”
    Support the Red Dwarf Movie!

    Edited by The Duck 9:26pm, 3 Sep 2007

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    Robbie @ 5:23pm, 4 Sep 2007…

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    When you wish upon a starfish, your clams come too.

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

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    Bonzai Kitten @ 10:29am, 5 Sep 2007…

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    I’m herring that this is the plaice to post now!

    If we can hit this bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards…checkmate!
    ~Zapp Brannigan

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    The Duck @ 2:31pm, 8 Sep 2007…

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    that’s it, i can’t hake this any more!

    “If you’re attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver, don’t let him near the sound system.”
    Support the Red Dwarf Movie!

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    Bonzai Kitten @ 10:38pm, 8 Sep 2007…

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    Oh course you clam…

    If we can hit this bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards…checkmate!
    ~Zapp Brannigan

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    ibid @ 5:48pm, 9 Sep 2007…

    • : Adelaide
    • 93

    I’m finding it diffcult to think of a pun, I’ll have to mullet over…

    Edited 5:48pm, 9 Sep 2007

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    ibid @ 5:52pm, 9 Sep 2007…

    • : Adelaide
    • 93

    ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US

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    Robbie @ 7:49pm, 9 Sep 2007…

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    Has anyone caught a Piano Tuna ?

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

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    Bonzai Kitten @ 1:22am, 10 Sep 2007…

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    (Round of applause for Ibid)

    And to think they said fish puns were a load of old pollocks…

    If we can hit this bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards…checkmate!
    ~Zapp Brannigan

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    Robbie @ 9:45am, 16 Sep 2007…

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    What do sardines, salmon, tuna and, kippers all have in common ?

    After having lived a slimey existence, they all finished up in “the can”.

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

    Edited by Robbie 8:43pm, 17 Sep 2007

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    Robbie @ 10:18pm, 14 Oct 2007…

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    Have we clammed up.

    We cod think of something to sea.

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

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    Abee @ 10:11am, 16 Oct 2007…

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    You cod always try a different pun challange… Tom Swifty’s for example:
    “My pencil broke” he said pointlessly.

    whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door….