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The Australian Discworld Convention 2011

Australian Wizzard Hat

Define That Word

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    Dewilson @ 12:30am, 24 Jan 2009…

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    Hehe..very funny :)

    Monopoly: A parrot that can say only one word.

    Define: parrot

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    Rincecully @ 4:46pm, 1 Feb 2009…

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    parrot: golfing equivalent of a wooden spooner.

    Define: recidivism

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    Robbie @ 2:46pm, 21 Feb 2009…

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    Recidivism: A branch of mathematics that deals with recording cd’s.

    Define: Weather : )

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

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    Sgt Colon @ 2:01pm, 22 Feb 2009…

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    Weather. That which people are paid obscene amounts of money to predict but can do
    no better than those who just look out of their window.

    Define: departmanteau

    “Experimental animals, under carefully controlled conditions, do what they damned well please”.

    Harvard Law of Animal Behaviour.

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    Robbie @ 5:17pm, 22 Feb 2009…

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    Departmanteau: A very expensive department store that sells mens clothes and serves tea and scones.

    Define: Rocksimity

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

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    LadyLydia @ 11:15pm, 31 Mar 2009…

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    Rocksimity: scale unit for measuring the distance to the next available Troll, usually by throwing rocks until they hit the bull´s eye

    define: bull´s eye

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    Robbie @ 1:56am, 1 Apr 2009…

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    Bull’s eye: A small village in spain where the barbecue was invented.

    Define: Lapardology

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

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    LadyLydia @ 6:08am, 1 Apr 2009…

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    Lapardology: Science of the soft parts of the body, mainly the area between rips and hips.

    Define: Accountancy

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    Robbie @ 2:44pm, 6 Apr 2009…

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    Accountancy: The practice of determining how many ant’s attend a picnic.

    Define: Mathter.

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

    Edited by Robbie 2:48pm, 6 Apr 2009

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    LadyLydia @ 9:24pm, 6 Apr 2009…

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    Mathter: The high range of Mathematics that nobody will ever fully understand

    Define: reading

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    Robbie @ 9:35pm, 6 Apr 2009…

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    Reading: Deciphering symbols written on pieces of ancient stone.

    Define: Library

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

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    LadyLydia @ 9:48pm, 6 Apr 2009…

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    Library: a collection of pieces of ancient stone that you will never be able to decipher all

    Define: profrustination

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    Robbie @ 9:51pm, 6 Apr 2009…

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    Profrustination: Watering plants from left to right.

    Define: aquiasity

    ‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’

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    The Duck @ 4:33pm, 9 Apr 2009…

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    Aquiasity: A city that doesn’t want to admit to being underwater.

    Define: disinterest

    “If you’re attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver, don’t let him near the sound system.”
    Support the Red Dwarf Movie!

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    LadyLydia @ 11:17pm, 9 Apr 2009…

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    disinterest: a disease that causes best friends to become second-best friends

    define: unappointment