Hehe..very funny :)
Monopoly: A parrot that can say only one word.
Define: parrot
Hehe..very funny :)
Monopoly: A parrot that can say only one word.
Define: parrot
parrot: golfing equivalent of a wooden spooner.
Define: recidivism
Recidivism: A branch of mathematics that deals with recording cd’s.
Define: Weather : )
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Weather. That which people are paid obscene amounts of money to predict but can do
no better than those who just look out of their window.
Define: departmanteau
“Experimental animals, under carefully controlled conditions, do what they damned well please”.
Harvard Law of Animal Behaviour.
Departmanteau: A very expensive department store that sells mens clothes and serves tea and scones.
Define: Rocksimity
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Rocksimity: scale unit for measuring the distance to the next available Troll, usually by throwing rocks until they hit the bull´s eye
define: bull´s eye
Bull’s eye: A small village in spain where the barbecue was invented.
Define: Lapardology
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Lapardology: Science of the soft parts of the body, mainly the area between rips and hips.
Define: Accountancy
Accountancy: The practice of determining how many ant’s attend a picnic.
Define: Mathter.
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Edited by Robbie 2:48pm, 6 Apr 2009
Mathter: The high range of Mathematics that nobody will ever fully understand
Define: reading
Reading: Deciphering symbols written on pieces of ancient stone.
Define: Library
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Library: a collection of pieces of ancient stone that you will never be able to decipher all
Define: profrustination
Profrustination: Watering plants from left to right.
Define: aquiasity
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Aquiasity: A city that doesn’t want to admit to being underwater.
Define: disinterest
“If you’re attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver, don’t let him near the sound system.”
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disinterest: a disease that causes best friends to become second-best friends
define: unappointment