Glarp: An unpleasant tactile experience that occurs when cycling down the freeway and the sun is glaring in your eyes and you fail to see the swarm of insects that manage to fly into your face resulting in the ingestion of at least half of the little critters.
Define: Eurocrat
Noah’s Ark is a problem. We’ll have to call it early quantum-state phenomenon.
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Edited by Littleowl 12:12pm, 31 Jul 2008
Eurocrat: What happens when the Common Market takes the bees. (Yes, yes I looked it up ;-)
Define: pastiche
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Edited by Deb28 12:39pm, 31 Jul 2008
Pastiche: a wheat-based food that has been cooked beyond the point of edibility.
Define: define.
“If you’re attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver, don’t let him near the sound system.”
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Define: A finely presented defense of a clearly guilty criminal by a lawyer who charges $600 an hour, that results in the criminal walking away free of criminal charges.
Define: Lawyer
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Lawyer: An evolved form of sapient leech. Dwells in large urban areas and often forms a symbotic relationship with large, wealth-filled business leaders.
Define: Blancmange
Blancmange: A red wine made from fermented old carpets.
Define: Literatiric
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Edited by Robbie 9:33pm, 31 Jul 2008
Literatiric: A satirical poem written by lawyers after having delayed a lawsuit ad infinitum.
Define: Postbank
Postbank: A bar most commonly attended by those who have just departed with large sums of money.
Define: Microscope
We’re on a mission from Glod.
Edited by lillythepink57 9:44pm, 31 Jul 2008
Microscope: A piece of equipment used to look at people who do not like being seen.
Define: Distinction
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Distinction: The kind of smell that is associated with people like Foul Ole Ron
Define: Committee
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Committee: A gathering of people ready for anything except to arrive at a decision.
Define: filling
Filling: that which people insist on doing by chattering when everything is peaceful.
Define. rock.
“Experimental animals, under carefully controlled conditions, do what they damned well please”.
Harvard Law of Animal Behaviour.
Rock: Rock, The – a former wrestler turned actor who really proves that some people just shouldn’t act.
Define: Bottersnike
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Bottersnike: Special mud used to keep trolls soft and smooth.
Define: Retrosponsible
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Edited by Robbie 12:45am, 2 Aug 2008
Retrosponsible: an uneasy feeling of liability for damages and defects especially on thrown out stuff from the fifties
Define: nightwish