NIghtwish: A type of imp that wanders the street at night looking for it’s next victim. Usually found near lower class pubs and clubs where it preys upon the drunken youth who aren’t being forced to behave because their government is too weak to introduce prohibition or a curfew nor will they increase police funding. They are generally looked upon with favor by the proactive citizenry who want to clean up the act of their local town/city and in some cases are introduced by the secret government breeding program.
Sidenote – if anyone has seen Hot Fuzz lately then this is may actually strike a humorous tone. ;)
Define: Classified
