Doily: is a very damp cloth that mostly slips through your fingers.
Define: Humperdink
Doily: is a very damp cloth that mostly slips through your fingers.
Define: Humperdink
Humperdink is a type of Troll that dwells deep in caves and hums endlessly to the sounds of bats.
Define: Elvisish
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Edited by Robbie 9:28pm, 6 Aug 2008
Elvisish: A form of rehabilitation for crazy blue aliens conducted by 7 year old Hawaiian girls who use Elvis as the role-model of a upright citizen.
Define: Alien
Noah’s Ark is a problem. We’ll have to call it early quantum-state phenomenon.
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Edited by Littleowl 9:48pm, 6 Aug 2008
Alien: A person or a number of persons, who claim to govern in the name of the people, but who usually fail to do so. Sometimes better known as cabinet, regime or government.
Define: supersocialistic
Supersocialistic – Paris Hilton
Define: cryptogam
Cryptogam: A telegram service that specialises in deliveries to crypts (very popular with the undead).
Define: Tea
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Tea: almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a bevarage from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporations Nutrimatic Machine.
Define: No Tea.
You can’t kill me because I’ve got magic aarrghh!
No Tea: almost, but not quite, entirely like a bevarage from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporations Nutrimatic Machine.
Define: Magnitude
Magnitude: the results of copying answers
Define: Pessimist
Noah’s Ark is a problem. We’ll have to call it early quantum-state phenomenon.
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Pessimist: A person who is positively negative and spends their days standing on their head.
Define: Acturist
‘in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere’
Acturist: Definitely not the opposite of pessimist as the acturist normally stands on his/her four legs and acts neutrally from the most inconspicuous point of view. The female part of this hidden species is nearly invisible to their male counterpart. Unfortunately this often results in some problems of a kind you can surely imagine without further explanations.
Define: boooks
boooks: reading material for Orange furred librarians & other Orangutans.
Define-zwieback
Zwieback: an old piece of white bread, toasted twice and left in there for a week at least. Mostly eaten by either very young or rather old toothless sort of people, though no idea how and why.
Define: Computer
Computer.
A flipping ridiculous electronic device which is always guaranteed to not provide the answer you are looking for.
Define: Quantum
“Experimental animals, under carefully controlled conditions, do what they damned well please”.
Harvard Law of Animal Behaviour.
quantum – A way for Mechanics to quadruple your bill.
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