MADAME THREESWORDS DISASTER!
By now you may have heard news that Madame Threeswords Wax Museum’s visit to Fourecks has hit a sticky situation – this is somewhat true, but never fear! The exhibition still goes ahead.
On our way to Bugarup we failed to account for the increased temperatures this close to the Rim. When Ridcully’s nose started to run down his beard we thought we were in trouble, but when we found the Seriph’s head sunk into his own pantaloons we were forced to come up with a new format.
So for the first time on the Disc we present MADAME THREESWORDS IMITATION WAX MUSEUM. We present to you a variety of the finest actors and costumers imitating wax imitations of famous personalities from across the Disc.
We are willingly accepting volunteers – anyone with a costume, or just a vague resemblance to a known Disc personality may pose for the masses at Nullus Anxietas on the Saturday segment of the event, just before the Quaff ‘n’ Scoff. Even if you look like rabble off the street, you can help to reproduce our ‘Rabble Off The Street Display’.
Come one and all and see this most unique Imitation Imitation Exhibition!