|Hide Park||Odium||Miss Susan's|
|Friday||12:00||Volunteer's Guild||Beard Crafting|
|13:00||Guilds Introduction||Witches Tutorial|
|15:00||Lyrical Literature||Clacks Tutorial|
|16:00||Bollywood Dancing||Water Orchestra||Ankh-Morpork Tutorial|
|19:00||Trivial Hour||Song Writing Workshop|
|20:00||Music With Rocks In World Tour Quiz||Sing-along time|
|Saturday||9:00||Virtual Ian & Jack|
|12:00||Ephebian Philosophy||Bloody Stupid Instruments|
|13:00||Morris Dancing||Significant Quest|
|15:00||Troll Bridge Q&A||Juggling Ball Making|
|16:00||Juggling Workshop||Discworld Broadcasting Company|
|17:00||Thank The Gods You're Here||Witches|
|18:00||Madame Threeswords||Where's My Cow?|
|Sunday||9:00||Anxietas Continuous||Pratchettus Tomus Fanaticus|
|10:00||Burlesque Dancing||Feedback||Thud Tutorial|
|11:00||Charity Auction||Make A Stepper|
|13:00||Desert Island Books||Card Workshop|
Learn to play Ankh-Morpork, or if you already know how – you’ll want to play anyway – the game’s designer Martin Wallace will be running this one!
The traditional discussion of what it took to run the convention, and how you could help the next one!
Bring out your feminine side and craft your own beard!
Dancing, with Bellies In
Bloody Stupid Instruments
Ever banged two frying pans together and made beautiful music? This is kind of like that but more complicated. For those that like to make craft and noise!
Tania Lewis presents a Discworld card-making workshop
Hosted by Pat Allan and Nick Heath.
Items from all over the world come together to sell themselves, raising money for alzheimer’s and turtles.
The upcoming new Discworld board game by Backspindle Games (makers of Guards! Guards!)
Desert Island Books
Recommended reading for next time you’re stranded on a desert island
Discworld Broadcasting Company
Soul Music – the radio play, performed live!
Reb Voyce, Ian Mitchell and Martin Wallace speak about all things Emporium
Philosophical discussions hosted by Lisa Lagergren, Steve Lewis and Ilona Bartsch.
Time to meet with the organisers and tell them how you would have done it better.
Catch up on various Discworld related video – stage productions, films and cartoons.
The cumulative event for this convention’s festival theme. There’s still a chance to put together an act and compete at this final extra-ordinary show.
or swords for posh types
See a demonstration of fencing, learn about dodging, parrying, thrusting and toucheing.
Gather together to learn the ins and outs of guilds, plot and plan. Arrange further meeting times.
Juggling Ball Making
Make your own juggling balls in preparation for the juggling workshop. If you want to be a real fool you’ve got to have them.
Learn to juggle like a real fool!
A singing challenge. We provide the lyrics – straight from Discworld – you provide the music!
Unfortunately the wax museum couldn’t make it this year, so we’re looking for volunteers to stand in and pose for photos. That’s right this is your chance to imitate real wax dummies!
Make A Stepper
As seen in The Long Earth!
Idem vetus cacas, cum aliqua nova cacas
Tania Lewis presents a short interview with a UK Morris champion, followed by teaching you how to Morris Dance!
Music With Rocks In World Tour Quiz
Join the Band with Rocks In on their World Tour of Discworld. With your group of like-minded music fans, answer quiz questions about Discworld locations and Roundworld music. No singing required.
Pratchettus Tomus Fanaticus
The book club, based in Dymocks Melbourne, discusses Pyramids.
Quaff ‘n’ Scoff
From 7pm Saturday – in the Ball Room
Terry’s P.A. speaks.
A board game by Ambivalent Overlord Games where you play as a God of the Disc, playing with the lives of mortals.
Sing A Long Time
Free singing time. Buskers may not fine anyone during this period. BYO earplugs.
Song Writing Workshop
Martin Pearson hosts a class on song writing, satire his speciality.
Thank The Gods You’re Here
Improv theatre – jump in and have a go!
Danny Sag teaches Thud to Trolls and Dwarfs alike.
warm up fun and games, time to get seated, meet your team and start your braincells charging.
Troll Bridge Q&A
Daniel Knight brings cast and crew from Troll Bridge to receive questions and discuss their epic film! Moderated by Martin Pearson.
Don Bridges – Cohen the Barbarian
Troy Larkin – Rincewind / Beryl
John Jenkins – Mica / Captain in Run Rincewind Run!
Ahren Morris – Producer of Troll Bridge
Bernard Pearson, the cunning artificer, comes to us by magic of omniscope.
Virtual Ian & Jack
Ian Stewart and Jack Cohen, of Science of Discworld fame (and other sciencey things), speak to us from across roundworld.
Sir Terry makes his appearance!
Want to help out – we’d appreciate it! Or if you’ve Already volunteered, come along to meet with others and organisers.
Tania Lewis presents a water orchestra, and gives a tutorial on how to play music on glass yourself!
Pat Allan teaches werewolf – a game of fear and paranoia – a convention favourite!
Where’s My Cow?
Kerry Hughes reads Where’s My Cow? At 6 o’clock, of course.
Martin Wallace of Treefrog Games presents his brand new Discworld game for the first time in it’s near-to-published state!