Stanley Howler cordially invites you to the Ankh-Morpork Post Office Gala Dinner
with entertainment and lots of food (enough to satisfy even the heartiest of wizarding appetites).
Celebrate the reopening of the Ankh-Morpork Post Office in your best style. While we understand you might not dress up all fancy-like all the time, we do encourage you to wear something in the line of clothes otherwise the Watch may have words with you.
The buffette provided by our gracious hosts will cater for all dietary necessities. The entertainment will be second to none and there will be music to bang the rocks together by.
We hope to see you there!